How to be pro at BGs

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How to be pro at BGs

#1 » Post by jamhead » 18 Nov 2011 19:47

1. Roll Alliance
2. Roll a Ret Paladin
3. Learn to press 3 buttons in a rotation or if this is too complicated make a macro /castrandom
4. Now heres the tricky part. You need to learn a fourth button (this may take a long long time to grasp) make it Hammer of Justice
5. Now it gets extremely complicated. You need a FIFTH button with Repentance.
Be warned: the complexity of this may make your brain explode.
6. Name yourself Diryn or similar and /yell "everybody zerg" until you have 6 allies always helping you. Healers and other Ret Paladins preferred =)
7. Zerg more
8. Zerg more
9. Zerg more
10. Zerg more
11. In the event there are no fellow Allies to zerg more with use Bubble, LoH's, engineering boots until they return.
12. Zerg more
13. Zerg more
14. Zerg more
15. Zerg more
16. eat a cheese burger
17. zerg more while sleeping
18. Repeat steps 7 to 17

Congratulations, you are now pro at Battlegrounds. <(^_^)>
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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#2 » Post by Mithrandir » 18 Nov 2011 19:51

Umad?

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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#3 » Post by jamhead » 18 Nov 2011 19:53

Just thought I'd share wisdom to all the players about the hardest and most complex but effective way to be one of the best WoW players of all time ^^
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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#4 » Post by chickenbutt » 18 Nov 2011 20:09

You forgot: you have to zerg the one druid named Jamhead. Not just anyone.

Also, this:

1. Run in and cast whatever spell
2. Faceroll keyboard
3. Stun
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!!!
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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#5 » Post by jamhead » 18 Nov 2011 20:11

Bonus if you zerg Jamdod also =D
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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#6 » Post by Locus » 18 Nov 2011 21:20

Diryn is a very skilled paladin

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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#7 » Post by Nexxus » 18 Nov 2011 22:32

Diryn owned y again? :P

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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#8 » Post by Shlavenzo » 18 Nov 2011 22:41

come on Jam , diryn is a very good paladin imo , one of the few good ones in the server , it's not his fault that u were at the wrong place at the wrong time . :D

About zerging , same goes for the horde , I get zerged tons of times , and rarely get a chance to be 1v1 , that's really frustrating , but it's a BG , so I have to live with it .

Being in a zerg and killing someone doesn't make one good or bad , and vice versa . :)

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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#9 » Post by jamhead » 18 Nov 2011 22:56

Shlavenzo wrote: Being in a zerg and killing someone doesn't make one good or bad , and vice versa . :)
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Agree, ALWAYS being in a zerg makes one good or bad.

Diryn is very good at zerging but really even in arena its just the same damn thing... super ret damage, spam two ccs and ontop of that Polymorph (with 10 second DR bug)
sigh, least Whatchya isn't as stupid as Neji and knows how to deal with it so we beat 'em.

BGs are just getting really dull and boring these days. Its just not fun and neither side can be skillful when one side has someone making the whole team zerg... just about who has the superior GS.
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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#10 » Post by Tassadar » 18 Nov 2011 23:04

How to be pro at Frost mage

1. Roll Alliance
2. Roll a Frost Mage
3. Learn to press three buttons (polymorph:turtle, polymorph:pussycat, polymorph: pig)
4. Now heres the tricky part. You need to learn a fourth button (this may take a long long time to grasp) make it polymorph:rabbit
5. Now it gets extremely complicated. You need a FIFTH button with macro: /rofl /mock /chicken /taunt
Be warned: the complexity of this may make your brain explode.
6. Name yourself Tassadar or similar and /yell "me endgame" until you have 6 allies always trolling you. Intervention, Merkava, Never, and Shlavenzo preferred =)
7. Poly more
8. Poly more
9. Poly more
10. Poly more
11. In the event there are no fellow Allies to zerg more with use ice block, invisibility, poly then /chicken naabs until they return.
12. Poly more
13. Poly more
14. Poly more
15. Poly more
16. eat a cheese burger
17. Poly more while sleeping
18. Repeat steps 7 to 17

Oh I love frost mage - such an easy class like retri pala
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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#11 » Post by jamhead » 18 Nov 2011 23:07

+1 interwebs to Tassadar :D

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Btw, this topic, although mainly aimed at Diryn, is really just to say:

Every single bg being a zerg is getting old really fast. Please just play properly ><
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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#12 » Post by Mmeko » 18 Nov 2011 23:11

isn't it like the same for every class? only thing that requires skill is gemming/enchanting :P

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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#13 » Post by jamhead » 18 Nov 2011 23:18

Mmeko wrote:isn't it like the same for every class? only thing that requires skill is gemming/enchanting :P
in zergs yeah, 0 skill whatever you play :P

else: some classes do namely Druids =D (except pve boomkin lol)
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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#14 » Post by Arnoxis » 19 Nov 2011 15:52

they always target my warlock

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Re: How to be pro at BGs

#15 » Post by Fenris » 19 Nov 2011 16:35

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, they're zerging everybody out there.
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